ian hemenway
Co-Creator

Writer (2001 - 2006)

Producer (2001 - 2003)

More than anything else in the world, Ian's childhood dream was to be legendary strip-tease dancer Fanny Mae. Failing that, he took to writing as a means to soothe his splintered psyche. Once during World War II, Ian found himself in a quiet Viennese cafe, just south of Hollabrunn.

There he had lunch with an embittered Foghorn Leghorn. It was shortly after the occupation, and Leghorn was deeply, deeply troubled by the events of that winter, and his eyes, his voice, his beak, went to no lengths to hide it. "We are forever hopeful that there is, I say, there is a god in heaven" he had said, "and forever certain that there isn't." The event changed Ian's life forever, and has since spent the last 50 years trying to write the definitive comedy skit about superhero masturbation.

He spends long days alone in his apartment, taking meticulous notation of My So-Called Life episodes, and wrestles with a darkness few understand. His cat's name is Mittens.