jennifer spragg

Actor (2004 - Present)

Writer (2006 - Present)

Jennifer is delighted to have been involved with spurn since  the June 2004 production and also as part of the current writing staff. She’s proud to offer up her writing virginity as a sacrifice to the god Zeenorm, who rules a noble race of Space Worms with an iron tentacle.

Jennifer has a BA in Theatre from Mount Union College and for the past 4 years here in New York has been involved in several theater and film productions, most notably a horror film trilogy that she co-wrote and starred in. She was most recently seen singing on a train and begging for money. She shares her life with a cat named Burt Reynolds and would like everyone to know that she does indeed still have fabulous breasts. Click here to view Jennifer’s breasts.

As for her involvement with spurn she asks that you please send help…immediately.

You can begin to stalk Jennifer by looking her up on the Internet Movie Database, or by simply checking out her terrifying blog.