matt klan

Actor (2005 - Present)

Writer (2006 - Present)

Matt joined spurn for the April 2005 production, and began as a staff writer for the October 2006 run. Many would discredit his involvement, citing maverick actions and an almost ravenous desire to control the known world, conveniently forgetting his contribution to the arts of sanitation, aqueducts and public baths. Public baths, or thermae contained three main facilities for bathing. After undressing in the apodyterium or changing room, patrons would proceed to the tepidarium, whose main purpose was to promote sweating, where some oiled themselves or had slaves oil them.

Recently, Matt achieved fourth place in the NYC Cannoli Eating Contest; Staff writer for National Lampoon Network, writer/actor for AMC, featured on the New York Times homepage three times, Winner: Amateur East Coast Swing Dance at Radio City; Matt has been all things for all people. To know him is to know peace, come.  He recently starred in a production of Gay Slave Handbook in the prestigious Edinburgh Fringe Festival and no, that title isn't a typo.   

Matt was married to his beloved Jenny in 2007, and would like to apologize to the friends and families of all the hot chicks who subsequently took their lives in aguish. Their hotness will live on, inside him.

Matt is white.